Balls

I can’t stress enough the importance of having a big, trained up, heavy set of balls. Man or woman, it doesn’t matter. In fact, I know many women with bigger balls than most men (likeĀ Andi of Whisky, Ink, & Lace), balls that I aspire to have some day. I’m not talking about the swinging set […]

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The Eternal Student

Other than a murderer, an eternal student is the worst thing you can be. The eternal student is the person that spends all the time in the world studying something without ever putting it into practice. I have done this multiple times and I’m sort of doing it again right now. I’ve fallen in love […]

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Daddy For a Day

I think it’s safe to say that this Valentine’s Day was the best I have ever had. It was my one, and probably (hopefully) only Valentine’s that I will spend with a girl that I am engaged to. She told me about a week prior that she would be working all day…bummer. Such is life, […]

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The Globe in the Living Room

I’m 24, 25 this August. I still consider myself to be a young guy, and I especially consider myself to be part of the technology boom. However, it is still hard for me to imagine what it’s like to be kid today. For anyone that was born after the turn of the new millennium, they […]

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99 Days

We’re down to double digits, people. 99 days until Ms. Leigha Danielle Moine is Mrs. Alexander Kenneth Wiens. Honestly though, to me, it feels as if we’ve been married for the last 2 years. We moved in together in December 2012. Our home: a 38 foot single wide trailer with no heater and no working […]

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Old Dudes

I was recently in the beautiful city of San Diego on a business trip. The company I work for works directly with financial advisors, and the average age of a financial advisor has got to be at least 50 years old. Of the huge amount of advisors I met and spoke with, a good chunk […]

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